But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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