my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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