We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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