do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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