Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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