hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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