Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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