If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
im holly from the hills drunk
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize