I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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