Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Randomize
