Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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