he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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