So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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