Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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