Rock
Scissors
Fuck
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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