When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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