I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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