I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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