Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
