just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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