This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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