guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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