I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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