Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Randomize
