And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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