Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
the liver wants what the liver wants
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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