Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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