So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize