god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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