did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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