Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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