i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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