I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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