I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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