Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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