Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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