his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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