I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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