i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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