Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I love you. Go after that dick
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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