Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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