It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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