they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I was not drunk enough for that final.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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