It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
