whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize