I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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