I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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