just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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birth control should be required to get into college
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Don't tell me you're on acid again
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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