I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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