btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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