ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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