No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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