if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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