I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
one might say we're banned from that church
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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