suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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