Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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